One More Thing...

Okay, I couldn't not post this. Remember that Google "Parisian Love" commercial? Well, I just found out you can create your own, and, naturally, I had to do one for Steve Perry. Consider this a parting gift. You're welcome.

The Party's Over

I've been toying with this idea for weeks now, and I believe the time has come for me to bid adieu. While writing about the shenanigans of Steve Perry, Neal Schon and Journey has been a blast, I have to recognize that the party's over. My reservoir of ridiculousness has finally dried up, and all of the ideas I've been generating have been poor imitations of previous posts.

But just because I won't be adding any new posts doesn't mean that this website will disappear from the internets. Are you kidding me? I still plan on keeping the domain name current so you can revisit past posts and (hopefully) still get a chuckle.

I want to thank you guys, the readers. Thank you for taking the time out to read my ridiculousness, for sharing videos, interviews and news stories. Thank you for comments on my posts, and thank you for taking the time out to send an email my way. Thank you for spreading the Steve Perry goodness, whether you told somebody about this blog, or linked to it in a forum. THANK YOU. The best part about writing this blog was interacting with those who have read it. You guys rock.

Last, but surely not least, I'd like to thank Steve Perry. You don't have a clue that this blog exists, but if you didn't exist, then it surely wouldn't have been able to. Thank you for sharing your voice with us, for being part of Journey, and for your gorgeous man-hair and impossibly tight pants. If you ever want to get matching tattoos, hit me up. My email is in the sidebar.

Don't Stop Believin'.

BOOM. You just got Journey-ed.

Okay, I don't know how to end this post.

Okay, I'm just going to end it.

Right...

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...NOW.

Peace Out,

SVB

P.S. So, what will I be doing? Will I be relaxing on a beautiful beach in Hawaii, drinking pina coladas and fawning over a hot cabana boy? NO! I'll still be around at my other blog, That's What She Said. Stop by if you're bored.

Valentine's Day Treats

In honor of this love-ly (see what I did there?) holiday, I've compiled a set of videos designed to set your heart on fire and make you curse the fact that you are not "going steady" with Steve Perry. So close your eyes, grab a glass of wine and a box of chocolates, and imagine that he's singing to/about you.

Question: Do you think Steve Perry is the type of man who would go to Jared?

Pop Quiz

Who is "The Situation?"

Answer: Steve Perry. 'Cause he creates a sexy situation. In your pants. If ya know what I mean. If you pointed to the guy above Steve Perry, go to a chalkboard and write, "I will never defecate on Steve Perry's greatness ever again" 50,000,000 times. Be sure to write small so all 50,000,000 sentences will fit.

Guess What?!

No, I did not meet Steve Perry, or even anybody that looks like Steve Perry. 'Cause if I did, the title of this post would be, "I MET STEVE FUCKING PERRY!" since I wouldn't be able to contain my excitement and build up the suspense. No, what actually happened is a lot more underwhelming but just as exciting.

What? That didn't make any sense. Anyway, I was trolling YouTube for a random clip of either Journey or Steve Perry or Steve and Neal acting gay around each other, and found this.

JOURNEY HAS ITS OWN YOUTUBE CHANNEL! Okay, in actuality, Journey could have had its own YouTube channel since 2005, but this is the first I've heard of it, SO I'M STILL EXCITED. Finally, all of Journey's music videos in once easy-to-access spot! Is it my birthday? No! It's Seth Green's!

Enjoy!

EDIT: Okay, so it appears that many of the "music videos" are crappy slideshows set to Journey music that Vevo happened to compile. Way to go, Vevo.

Crotch Shot of the Day!

DUN dun dun DUN dun dun DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess what time it is! If you guessed Crotch Shot of the Day, you are correct! If you guessed Kate and William's wedding, you are a moron!

Today's chosen image brings you Steve Perry, Herbie Herbert, and Steve's ENORMOUS SCHLONG just hanging out. Drinking coffee. Discussing the weather. Totally ignoring the elephant in the room which is that Lil' Steve looks like it's about to bust through the zipper and force the world to notice its presence. Which is what Steve really wants. Why else would he tuck in a T-SHIRT?!

Oprah's Got a Secret!

But she ain't tellin' ya. Lucky for you, I will, 'cause I'm a blabber-mouth. Ready?

Wait for it...

It's coming up...

Oprah's secret in 5...

4...

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2...

1...

STEVE PERRY IS HER HALF-BROTHER!

I know, right? WTF? OMFG! Holy shit! No wonder Oprah is a mega mogul. It's in her genes! If you had Steve Perry's blood coursing through your veins, you'd probably have your own talk show, your own magazine and your own television network, too! And you know she is going to whore this story out on her show, so check her website for deets.

P.S. Comment if you actually went to her website! C'mon, I won't laugh...hard.

P.P.S. Do you think she'll give everybody in the audience a free membership to ancestry.com? "YOU get a free membership, YOU get a free membership..."