Thursday, March 19, 2009

Steve (and His Shockingly Tight Pants) Defy Medical Research






Despite medical research supporting the contrary, Steve Perry gives everybody the big ol' finger and keeps his junk snug up against him. Such tight pants would surely have defeated lesser men, but not Steve. Besides, if he ever wanted to father children, he wouldn't let tight jeans stand in his way. After all, who needs things like sperm when you're Steve Perry? He's able to father children by pure magic. But he hasn't because the world just isn't ready.

*Image borrowed from www.ultimatemetal.com

9 comments:

  1. I've worn pants tighter than that. No lie.

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  2. I LOVE STEVE PERRY AND I AGREE WITH THE DISCLAMER

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  3. i simply can't stop laughing at this one. thanks to one of your friends who pointed me to your blog. i love it!

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  4. Lara, I'm glad you like it! And thanks to whoever told you about my blog. :-)

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  5. I read this blog every day- no lie- & i'm so glad to see such a talented writer like yourself let such truth flow from the keyboard straight into my very soul. Steve Perry would be proud.

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  6. Haha, I do what I can! Glad you're enjoying the blog. :-)

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  7. I was lambasted over what appears to be the truth: that Perry did father one daughter who later gave birth to his two grandsons. A photo of them out in Cali truly seems to support this, as do many bloggers' comments. I did't want to face facts, but I fear it's all true. Apparently he got his 15-year-old high school friend preggers, and she didn't let on until another 15 had gone by. "Mother, Father" indeed.

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    1. If this were true... then it would be super sad and then i would want to meet this kid....or griwn up. We need PROOOOOOOF!

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  8. It's pretty funny, but Steve appears to have breasts in this photo rather than packing his usual piece. He comes off as very feminine, a look definitely worth my roll of quarters.

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