Friday, April 10, 2009

New Easter Tradition

I have decided that should I ever have kids (hell, even if I never have kids) I am going to switch things up a bit and start a new Easter tradition. Instead of telling them that the Easter Bunny is going to visit with chocolates and treats, they are going to grow up thinking that it's Steve Perry who makes the rounds. And what will Steve Perry bring for their Easter Baskets? A variety of fine hair care products (perhaps in the Nexxus or Paul Mitchell range, although who knows? That's part of the surprise!); Journey and Steve Perry solo albums; a chocolate likeness of himself; and Cadbury Creme Eggs because those are awesome. Seriously. Every time I eat one I feel as if I'm on a rapid river ride of creamy goodness and chocolatey wonder. But I digress.

Steve Perry Easter. I mean it. I will institute it and it will spread throughout society and become a thing.

Happy Easter.

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  1. You should skip on over if you are not already there to the GQ blog about Journey and Steve. I too am a huge lover of Steve and yes he has the best hair of any rockstar I have ever seen!

    Your blog is way cool
    perry on

  2. Thanks! I will check it out!

  3. In California's central valley, we've been doing it this way for years. Add some Portuguese sweet bread for Easter breakfast and you're all set. It doesn't even matter if I'm Jewish, I still have a Steve Perry Easter.

    One question, where do we hide the Easter eggs?

  4. More like, where do you hide the fine hair care products and chocolate likeness of Steve? (Don't forget the Cadburys!) You don't. Because it would be a crime to hide the awesomeness.

  5. True, dat. Steve Perry is made of awesome and covered in awesomesauce.

    Speaking of hair care products, the other night I was watching a Pantene commercial with Stacey London. She was wearing black pants and a red top much like SP wore in the Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin' video and sporting super glossy black locks. Coincidence?

  6. I think not. Everything relates back to Steve.