I have decided that should I ever have kids (hell, even if I never have kids) I am going to switch things up a bit and start a new Easter tradition. Instead of telling them that the Easter Bunny is going to visit with chocolates and treats, they are going to grow up thinking that it's Steve Perry who makes the rounds. And what will Steve Perry bring for their Easter Baskets? A variety of fine hair care products (perhaps in the Nexxus or Paul Mitchell range, although who knows? That's part of the surprise!); Journey and Steve Perry solo albums; a chocolate likeness of himself; and Cadbury Creme Eggs because those are awesome. Seriously. Every time I eat one I feel as if I'm on a rapid river ride of creamy goodness and chocolatey wonder. But I digress.
Steve Perry Easter. I mean it. I will institute it and it will spread throughout society and become a thing.
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