Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Reason #300,148,901 Why Steve Perry is a God Among Men

In addition to being able to make love to millions through the magic of YouTube and other sites that upload Journey music videos and having a voice that could melt butter that's already been melted, Steve Perry manages to solidify his god-like status among us mere mortals through a more obvious route: fashion.

Let's be honest. None of us could pull a Steve Perry outfit together and look the least bit cool. We'd look like total morons, like people who are desperately trying to keep up with fashion's trend of recycling clothes from years past, calling them "vintage"--and failing. Our parents would disown us and our friends would punch us in our sad faces.

Steve Perry is a different story. Whether it's suspenders paired with a snazzy graphic wife-beater and distressed jeans, snug-fitting black pants and a knotted red shirt (with nothing on underneath!) or jeans so tight they could smother your unborn children, it comes off as effortlessly cool. Sexy. Like the most natural thing a person could be wearing. Steve Perry's clothes give off their own pheromones, causing panties to just disappear from women--and men.

It's unreal, the phenomenon Steve Perry's outfits have on the rest of the human race. Scientists can't explain it. Women can't resist it. And the rest of us will just have to be content with the fact that no matter how successful, good-looking, wealthy or wise we may be, it will be but a microscopic shard in the face of Steve Perry's greatness.

Image borrowed from blogs.sltrib.com


  1. No man has ever looked hotter while wearing MOM jeans. But I must confess, the black spandex/red blouse combo and/or the white back-laced pants are as the kids say "teh hottness".

  2. "it comes off as effortlessly cool. Sexy. Like the most natural thing a person could be wearing"

    This is one of the reasons I find him so attractive. He isn't at all self-conscious about his dorkiness, he celebrates it.

  3. Exactly. You gotta give him props for that.

    Brett, the next time I see you, I want to see you in a Steve Perry ensemble just so you can prove to me that you can pull it off.

  4. ... i was looking at the pic and it seems to me that his zipper is down. Lol just being random. He is a sexy devil who could probably even pull off what Lady Gaga wears. Ahh that yelliw leopard shirt and those tight ass blue jeans make me pur.