Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Reason #5,767,452 why Steve Perry is a God Among Men

First of all, I wish you a mature April Fool's Day. There will be no pranks, no silliness. No false updates like:

-I'm pregnant
-There is a baby alien hibernating under my kitchen sink
-Elvis is indeed alive and just moved in next door
-I'm really a man
-I'm really Steve Perry
-Steve Perry is dead

Got it? No hilarity of any kind. Now, for a few housekeeping items:

-I'm pregnant
-There is a baby alien hibernating under my kitchen sink
-Elvis is indeed alive and just moved in next door
-I'm really a man
-I'm really Steve Perry
-Steve Perry is dead

Okay, now that that's out of the way, let's move on to more important things like yet another reason why Steve Perry deserves your undying love and devotion for the rest of your lives and into eternity.

Take the song "Don't Stop Believin'." As I was getting my Idol on last night, I saw a preview for a new show on Fox called Glee. Guess what song was featured in the preview? If you guessed anything but "Don't Stop Believin'" you are truly a moron.

"Don't Stop Believin'" has had a resurgence these past few years. It was on the season finale of The Sopranos, in Hillary Clinton's campaign commercial spoofing the season finale of The Sopranos and is now popping up in the previews for Glee. If you were to count up all of the ass and royalties our boy Steve was rolling in, just from this song alone, it would be a king's ransom.

Further proof of Steve's sexual prowess? Take this quote a good guy friend of mine said during a convo earlier today online:

"I've heard he's a weird-looking fellow (I can't tell, myself) but you are 100% right. I mean, I'd drop dem panties for him. I ain't even gay."

Legendary.

2 comments:

  1. Love it, love your friend.

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  2. Love the quote. Makes me laugh my ass off everytime

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