A co-worker of mine sent me the following blurb from a lesbian discussion board, and it was so funny that I had to post it ASAP:
RE: Steve Perry=Greek God
Fri, April 1, 2005 - 4:01 PM
Well, Steve Perry's hair is... so soft. His body... so supple. What dyke wouldn't want him?
The fact that Steve Perry has the power to make lesbians bat for Team Hetero elevates him to god-like status in my book. And it stands to reason that he could probably convert straight men to play for Team Homo. The man is deserving of mad respect.
By the way, I have no idea what my co-worker was doing on a lesbian discussion board. His only response was, "I am a lesbian. Duh."