Monday, June 8, 2009

Steve Perry's Secret to Hitting Those High Notes



I know this is the second post devoted solely to the tightness of Steve's nut crunchers, but gee wiz, how did he not damage some internal organs with his pants? No wonder he's able to hit those high notes! It's all part of the secret formula:

God-Given Talent + Extremely Tight Pants = Being Able to Hit Notes That Are Otherwise Inhumanly Possible

Looking at the snugness of his jeans make my nuts hurt. And I'm a girl. What does that tell you?

9 comments:

  1. Not only is he wearing the nut crunchers, but he's also wearing a pre-teen girls bodysuit that snaps in the crotch.

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  2. Hhaha! You're so right! And yet, he still manages to pull it off! That is the power of Perry.

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  3. I love that outfit, he looks like he could stop singing at any moment and bust out with some prop comedy.

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  4. LMAO. I'm sitting at desk at work, giggling. :)

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  5. I'll bet ol' Steve does "prop comedy" all the time. With the ladies. If you catch my drift. Sex. I mean sex. He has sex with a lot of women, I bet. Is the joke dead yet?

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  6. Oh, and I'm not proud of it, but I actually have worn pants that tight before. I retired them when an old couple gawked at my crotch in a grocery store. I wish I could say I was making that up.

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  7. HAHAHAHA! Brett, your comments gave me my laugh for the day. :-)

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  8. And I guess this is where I make the obligatory Tobias "Let's see some bananas and nuts!" reference.

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  9. "Sex. I mean sex. He has sex with a lot of women, I bet."

    This is kind of vague, I'm not sure I get what you're trying to say.

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