'Cause he will cut you. Let me reemphasize: HE. WILL. CUT. YOU. Look hard into those eyes. Are those the eyes of somebody you would want to piss off? I didn't think so.
On another completely non-related note, how great does his skin look? Seriously, his complexion is rockin' for a man his age. Maybe he should strike up a deal with Clinique for a unisex skin care line.