Monday, October 19, 2009

Don't Fuck Wit Steve


'Cause he will cut you. Let me reemphasize: HE. WILL. CUT. YOU. Look hard into those eyes. Are those the eyes of somebody you would want to piss off? I didn't think so.
On another completely non-related note, how great does his skin look? Seriously, his complexion is rockin' for a man his age. Maybe he should strike up a deal with Clinique for a unisex skin care line.

3 comments:

  1. You know what ruins the effect? The crinkles at the corners of his eyes. Those are CLEARLY laughin' crinkles, not cuttin' crinkles.

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  2. I think he could still cut a bitch, if provoked. But only IF provoked. He prefers not to wake the beast.

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  3. And by beast, I mean the kill machine that lives within him, not the one in his pants. He actually wakes the one in his pants quite often. Hey-o!

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