Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Steve Perry is a Smug Bastard

Of course, I mean that in the best way possible. But come on, look that face: those lips, pursed so matter-of-factly, the "I'm King of the World" posture, those dark eyes sizing up the audience--his whole persona screams, "I'm a badass. You're not. Gotta problem with
that?" On any other dude, this cockiness would just scream for an ass-beating, but on Steve Perry, it's simply a statement of truth. Steve is indeed a badass. No, I don't have a problem with that. You do have a problem with that? Well then, you're the asshole.


  1. In other news... look at that neck! Has no one else noticed this? Are we all so blinded by the proud nose, the luscious lips, the remarkably full trousers, the gleaming glow of the glorious man-hair that we have failed to recognize the majesty of that manly neck?!

    Just what does a long neck tell one about a man, I wonder?

  2. "Steve Perry is known in the annals of rock history as being one of the biggest a**holes to ever go platinum." from CRAVE ONLINE article by Johnny Firecloud, Mar 21, 2010