See?! See there?! Not only did Neal invite Steve to perform with him, he giddily jiggled his plaque as he did so. He can't contain his excitement! Oh sure, you might counter, Neal is just being civil because they're both on camera and can't really carry on their feud in front of an audience. But I say you are wrong. That video captures Steve and Neal having a moment--a moment that is genuine and attests to the bonds of friendship and brotherhood. And after this was shot, they went to the nearest karaoke dive bar, shared a few drinks and sang several duets, including, but not limited to, "Private Eyes," "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"--ironically, of course, as they're relationship is purely heterosexual and platonic--and "Faithfully." I just know it.
The jig is up, boys. Just come on out and admit it. And if you'd like to issue an official statement, I would suggest clicking on the "Contact Me" button in the right-hand sidebar of this blog and emailing it to me BECAUSE I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO CALL YOU GUYS OUT. It's only fair.