Thursday, February 25, 2010

A Soundtrack for Your Night of Passion

Earlier today, a friend of mine sent me this link, which caused me to crack up when I opened it. Yes, kiddos, along with your condoms, lubes and vibrators, you can now purchase the soundtrack to your night of passion: Journey's Greatest Hits. And, really, who wouldn't want to make love with Journey pulsating softly in the background? With lyrics such as, "I hope and pray tonight/Somewhere you're thinking of me, girl," and, "So here I am with open arms/Hoping you'll see what your love means to me," Journey's entire catalog practically screams sex. Even Steve Perry makes sure his stereo is loaded down with these panty-dropping gems before rocking a lady friend's world. Does that make him arrogant? Nope. He's too cool for arrogance. Rather, it's simply expected.

So go ahead. Click the link and get the album. You know you want to. It's okay; I won't judge. And, no, I have no idea what my friend was doing on that particular website, just like I have no idea how my co-worker wound up on a lesbian message board. And, really, I don't care, as long as they keep sending me funny shit to post.


  1. I would like to state right here and now my full endorsement of the site selling JGH -- Why? No, it is not because I find myself simultaneously in need of lice treatment AND wart remover AND a nose hair trimmer AND any of a thousand other embarrassing products available there.

    no, I endorse because it is FUNNY! Check out the writeup for Jergen's Firming Moisturizer:

    "I am a quizzical person by nature but I am a big fan of firming lotions.

    With most miracle products I am a hard-core skeptic. Rarely do I endorse a product that makes silly claims. In fact, I often write about how penis enlargement pills, pumps, and hair loss products rarely work. So why does firming lotion make the grade?

    Mainly because firming lotion is just slightly more expensive than regular skin lotion. For a few pennies more per bottle, does it really matter if it doesn't reduce your cellulite effectively? Of course, these firming lotions seem like they might work. For example, this one, Dove Intensive Firming Lotion, boasts ingredients like seaweed extract and collagen to help firm your skin. The claim continues with, "After 1 week, skin feels significantly smoother and feels more youthful. After 2 weeks it is noticeably firmer."

    How can you argue with that? Did I mention that this product has the term "intensive" in its name? The other firming lotions are just firming lotion. This product is intensive firming lotion, so it seems it has already knocked out the competition."

    Soooo..... the argument seems to be that this is a great product because even though it might not work at all, it's not that expensive, so who cares?

    Love it.

  2. I love the fact that the site sells embarrassing products wart removers and the like--items you're too embarrassed to go to the store and purchase--and it includes Dove Intensive Firming Lotion. :)