So go ahead. Click the link and get the album. You know you want to. It's okay; I won't judge. And, no, I have no idea what my friend was doing on that particular website, just like I have no idea how my co-worker wound up on a lesbian message board. And, really, I don't care, as long as they keep sending me funny shit to post.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
A Soundtrack for Your Night of Passion
Earlier today, a friend of mine sent me this link, which caused me to crack up when I opened it. Yes, kiddos, along with your condoms, lubes and vibrators, you can now purchase the soundtrack to your night of passion: Journey's Greatest Hits. And, really, who wouldn't want to make love with Journey pulsating softly in the background? With lyrics such as, "I hope and pray tonight/Somewhere you're thinking of me, girl," and, "So here I am with open arms/Hoping you'll see what your love means to me," Journey's entire catalog practically screams sex. Even Steve Perry makes sure his stereo is loaded down with these panty-dropping gems before rocking a lady friend's world. Does that make him arrogant? Nope. He's too cool for arrogance. Rather, it's simply expected.