Would you like to see Steve Perry's mug on a Wheaties box?
I think you all know that my answer is a resounding HELL YES. Except I vote for a classic Steve picture, one from his Journey days where he's rocking maybe Spandex and an outlandishly loud shirt open straight to the navel. And, of course, it would have to showcase the man-hair in its full glory. God, what could be more epic than that? Professional athletes are so overrated.