Monday, May 17, 2010

Boob, Leg or Ass Man?

I'm actually in the process of writing up a post designed to make all you mofos jealous of yours truly, but in the meantime I thought I'd post this snippet I found on Chosen Madness because it's hilarious (jump to 1:31):


That, my friends, is Steve Perry openly ogling the mammaries of some chick whilst serenading her on an episode of Midnight Special, and answering the age-old question (well, next to the boxers-or-briefs debacle) of whether he's a boob, leg or ass man. Steve should consider himself lucky, as the woman doesn't seem to be offended; had it been any other man, though, she would have had none of it. Which brings to mind another question: Ladies, if you ever met Steve Perry and decided to chat him up, would you be offended if his eyes kept wandering below the neck, or would you tweet/blog/post on Facebook something along the lines of, "OH MY GOD, STEVE PERRY KEPT CHECKING OUT MY TITS! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!"?

2 comments:

  1. Well it ain't like we don't spend enough time checking out Steve's crotch. The better question might if we met Steve, would HE be offended by the amount of time we spend staring between his legs. You know I always thought his eyes were brown, I just recently found out they were hazel. I can't understand why except for the fact I never looked up that high.

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  2. He definatly stared at her tits for a moment. But anonymous is right. Only after spencing tons of time staring at Perry's prize have I now noticed his gorgeous eyes.

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