Monday, June 7, 2010

Secrets Revealed About The Celebrity Apprentice!

No, a hacker did not get hold of this blog and post a crazy SPAM entry. In fact, I'm pretty sure a hacker wouldn't even bother to waste his (or her) time on a crazy blog about Steve Perry because, well, what would he (or she) get out of it, really? But I digress.

So, Donald Trump has added yet another leg to his gargantuan business empire with The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice, inviting the country to watch as he whittles down the pack of contestants foaming at the mouth for the coveted position of working alongside him for a year. It's cutthroat. It's competitive. It stars Donald Trump's hair. But you know what? It's all a big business sham. You wanna know the real secret about The Apprentice franchise? Yeah, you do. You know you do. So I will tell you: Donald Trump is actually The Apprentice. And you know who he works for?

Steve Perry.

Yes, my friends, hate to break it to you, but The Trump is nothing but a puppet and Steve is the Puppet Master. He's the one who calls the shots; Donald's the one who makes things happen. I know, I know. This is just like finding out one of your good friends (or lovers) has a secret double-life and they've been playing you for a fool all these years. You might be enraged. You might want to cry. You might not actually give a damn one way or the other. Just remember this: things are never what they seem. Even the all-powerful Wizard had a man behind the curtain.

P.S. There's no rhyme or reason behind my posting that particular picture of Trump other than I thought it was funny watching him stuff his pie hole with that ice cream treat. Get it, boo!


  1. So... since I visited the building in NY where they filmed, I could have been under the same roof as the puppet master?

  2. "Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful Schnozz!"

  3. @Taylor--sorry to break it to you, but even Trump Tower is part of facade. Steve Perry's headquarters are in a secret locale otherwise known as San Francisco or the City by the Bay.