Oh, Steve. SteveSteveSteveSTEVE. Why do you do this to yourself, man? I mean, look at you in this picture--you're hunched over in PAIN! Sure, you may say it's because you're just feelin' the music, but come on--we know the truth. Those nut-crunchers are painful. Just admit it. I mean, we can all see it. Admitting that your boys are in agony doesn't make you a weak man; it makes you honest.
Tell me, Steve--did you have to ice down, your, you know, area after that performance? Or did you just drink the pain away?
*Picture from the Steve Perry gallery on Picasa: http://picasaweb.google.com/SteveeePerry