Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Fact or Fiction?


Steve Perry is a glorious bastard.

Hell yes Steve Perry is a glorious bastard, and you should be thanking your lucky stars every day that you get to live on the same planet as him. Every time you admire the moon or the stars, Steve Perry could be looking at that exact same scene. Doesn't that just blow your frigging mind? And if you're one of the elite few that's gotten to meet him, then look out. You've already pushed your luck far enough, so be prepared to be struck by lightning or hit by a train or something. It's all gotta even out, boos.

Let's all take a moment out of our sad and pathetic lives to reflect on Steve Perry's awesomeness and the fact that even when he's wearing a red coat and busting out the finger bang, he still looks cooler than you.

P.S. Brett and David are still alive. Their hair looks like shit, though. They got lucky this time.

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