Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Steve Perry Video of the Day

I think I'm going to make this a regular feature on LOMFON. I mean, writing about Steve Perry's greatness and glorious man-hair is one thing, but watching it in action is an entirely different beast. If you think about it, reading about Steve Perry is the equivalent of trying pot for the first time: it's probably shitty weed, but since it's your first experience and you don't know any better, it's the single greatest high of your life. Watching Steve, however, is like smoking quality weed: the high you get is more like a religious experience. I'm guessing. The extent of my knowledge of marijuana is gleaned entirely from watching Weeds, bumming a drag off a joint from a gay man in Miami, and purchasing a $20 "dime" bag from a man at a gas station who offered me a bite of his donut.

So for the very first video in this series, I present to you...the video equivalent of shitty marijuana. I'm sorry. This is just the audio recording of Steve Perry's tirade after someone in the audience of this particular concert hit him in the head with something. Think of it as the Christian Bale rant of the eighties. But it's still fun to listen to because it sounds like Steve lays the friggin' smack down on that sumbitch.

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