Sunday, November 14, 2010

Steve Perry and Journey Reuniting?

There's a rumor going around that Steve Perry asked to rejoin Journey. You can either read the story via the link above, or just read my paraphrase:

Steve Perry: OMG! Can I join Journey again?

Neal Schon: Hells naw, bitch, that ship's done sailed.

As majestic as it would be to have the Journey of yore together again, I call shenanigans. Why? Because Steve Perry is busy enough as it is being way too much of a badass. In addition to battling Jon Bon Jovi, 2010 has seen him rocking the shit out of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, cleaning his house with the help of his woodland friends, and entertaining a bromance with Neal Schon. And that's not even the tip of the iceberg. Currently, he's planning his 53rd Annual Perry-riffic Thanksgiving Day Extravaganza (complete with his very own personal Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!), and he helped a helpless old woman assemble her curio cabinet. So you see, he has way more awesome stuff to do than rejoin a band who peaked in the 80s. But hey, if this turns out to be true, and he does end up fronting Journey again, you know I'll be first in line for tickets.

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