Now I could describe this event to you in painstaking detail, but I figured you might more clearly get the picture if I just threw up a few videos that let you visually get a feel for what's going down on Thursday.
It starts with a little of this:
Is sprinkled with a little of this:
Mixed with a little of this:
And all of it's heavily covered with a thick layer of this:
Anybody who has ever attended this fiesta has reported as never being so glad that the pilgrims made landfall on our fair soil as they were when they were at that party. So pass the cranberry sauce, load your plate up with turkey, and let's all give thanks for friends, family, discovering new worlds, and Steve Perry. Happy Thanksgiving!