Er, wait--that's not right.
Much better. Anyway, hope yours was awesome and all that jazz. Here's a little something from all of us at Lover of Many, Father of None. And when I say, "all of us," what I really mean is, "just me," and when I say, "Here's a little something from all of us," what I really mean is, "I totally hijacked this video from YouTube and am passing it off to you as a crappy regift." Enjoy.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Don't worry about leaving milk and cookies out for Stevie Claus. They are too inferior for his stomach. What should you leave out instead? Scotch. The good kind. Unless you want sub-par hair care products under your tree.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
So you can make the most of this holiday season, I'm going to post a fun factoid about Stevie Claus everyday until Christmas. And if I forget a day, feel free to barrage me with your rage and insensitive personal attacks.
FUN FACTOID #1
If you've been naughty, Stevie Claus won't give you a lump of coal. Instead, you'll find a collection of sub-par hair care products under your tree. And if you've been good? He gives you a bone. In a sexual way.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Heard: "Any Way You Want It"
Location: The Hulk roller coaster at Universal's Islands of Adventure
What's better than riding an awesome roller coaster? LISTENING TO JOURNEY WHILE WAITING TO RIDE AN AWESOME ROLLER COASTER. On Saturday, my friend Arleen and I went to Islands of Adventure, where we were treated to an impromptu performance of "Any Way You Want It" by one of the employees manning The Hulk roller coaster. In the interest of honesty, I should disclose that it wasn't the entire song, just the phrases, "Any way you want it/ That's the way you need it," but still. It was a fun surprise, and it almost made up for the fact that our ride on the coaster was delayed because of a puker in the front row.