So you can make the most of this holiday season, I'm going to post a fun factoid about Stevie Claus everyday until Christmas. And if I forget a day, feel free to barrage me with your rage and insensitive personal attacks.
FUN FACTOID #1
If you've been naughty, Stevie Claus won't give you a lump of coal. Instead, you'll find a collection of sub-par hair care products under your tree. And if you've been good? He gives you a bone. In a sexual way.