Saturday, December 25, 2010

Guess What?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Er, wait--that's not right.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Much better. Anyway, hope yours was awesome and all that jazz. Here's a little something from all of us at Lover of Many, Father of None. And when I say, "all of us," what I really mean is, "just me," and when I say, "Here's a little something from all of us," what I really mean is, "I totally hijacked this video from YouTube and am passing it off to you as a crappy regift." Enjoy.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Fun Factoid About Stevie Claus #6

Stevie Claus wouldn't dare arrive in your house via the chimney and spoil his luxurious red satin track suit. He teleports himself into your home. He's that badass.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Fun Factoid About Stevie Claus #5


Don't worry about leaving milk and cookies out for Stevie Claus. They are too inferior for his stomach. What should you leave out instead? Scotch. The good kind. Unless you want sub-par hair care products under your tree.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Fun Factoid About Stevie Claus #4

Stevie Claus' ride isn't a sleigh. It's your mom.

In case you didn't know, this is your mom.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Fun Factoid About Stevie Claus #3

Stevie Claus' workshop isn't filled with elves making toys. Instead, it's his former Journey band members. And it's more like slave labor.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Fun Factoid About Stevie Clause #1


So you can make the most of this holiday season, I'm going to post a fun factoid about Stevie Claus everyday until Christmas. And if I forget a day, feel free to barrage me with your rage and insensitive personal attacks.

FUN FACTOID #1

If you've been naughty, Stevie Claus won't give you a lump of coal. Instead, you'll find a collection of sub-par hair care products under your tree. And if you've been good? He gives you a bone. In a sexual way.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Seen and Heard

Heard: "Any Way You Want It"

Location: The Hulk roller coaster at Universal's Islands of Adventure

What's better than riding an awesome roller coaster? LISTENING TO JOURNEY WHILE WAITING TO RIDE AN AWESOME ROLLER COASTER. On Saturday, my friend Arleen and I went to Islands of Adventure, where we were treated to an impromptu performance of "Any Way You Want It" by one of the employees manning The Hulk roller coaster. In the interest of honesty, I should disclose that it wasn't the entire song, just the phrases, "Any way you want it/ That's the way you need it," but still. It was a fun surprise, and it almost made up for the fact that our ride on the coaster was delayed because of a puker in the front row.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Fact or Fiction?

"Your Body is a Wonderland" is about Steve Perry.

Well, doy! Who else would it be about? Amateurs. Come back when you decide not to waste my time.

Also, watch this video.