Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Oprah's Got a Secret!


But she ain't tellin' ya. Lucky for you, I will, 'cause I'm a blabber-mouth. Ready?


Wait for it...





It's coming up...



Oprah's secret in 5...




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STEVE PERRY IS HER HALF-BROTHER!

I know, right? WTF? OMFG! Holy shit! No wonder Oprah is a mega mogul. It's in her genes! If you had Steve Perry's blood coursing through your veins, you'd probably have your own talk show, your own magazine and your own television network, too! And you know she is going to whore this story out on her show, so check her website for deets.

P.S. Comment if you actually went to her website! C'mon, I won't laugh...hard.

P.P.S. Do you think she'll give everybody in the audience a free membership to ancestry.com? "YOU get a free membership, YOU get a free membership..."

1 comment:

  1. Is this true? Like seriously? Damn she must be lucky

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