Wednesday, June 22, 2016

It's Back? It's Back.

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. This is a new post. The first of many. After five long years, baby, I want to make it work.

Now you might be asking yourself, why, after all this time, is this blog being resurrected? It's quite simple: since 2011, the world has grown increasingly ridiculous. Sure, there were some shenanigans back then, but now it's like they're on steroids. Donald Trump is a serious contender for the next POTUS. Kids are falling into gat-dayum gorilla pits. I'm watching (and enjoying) professional wrestling. The world is basically Thunder Dome, but with smartphones and computers. And now, more than ever, there is room for Steve Perry's insanity. Besides, I miss him. You miss him (admit it). He left a hole that just can't be filled. So I'm bringing him back to fill your hole. You're welcome.

You know you missed looking into these babies.
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