For those of you uninitiated n00bs, Steve Perry is his own sovereign country, which means wherever he is living, that piece of land is Steve Perry country--literally. Wherever he travels, he acts as his own embassy. It's even been reported that one time he got captured in North Korea but was able to extradite himself just ten minutes later because technically both an embassy (Steve Perry) and a foreign ambassador (Steve Perry) were captured, and international law requires immediate release in such cases. And because Kim Jong-un is a HUGE Journey fan. In fact, he pleaded for a private concert just before Steve left the country, which Steve granted BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING GENEROUS LIKE THAT.
Anyway, all that is to say that Steve Perry has the power to absorb Britain, which is exactly what he is going to do. In fact, the contract has already been signed, and Nigel Farage and co. are currently getting weird with Steve. In Buckingham Palace. Because the Queen likes to get down like that, too. Just how weird? Think edibles. Oh, yeah. Those kind of edibles. The British may like to act all proper and goody goody, but don't let that fool you. We're talking Blue Dream crumpets. We're talking Kush Breakfast Tea. We're talking mothafuckin' Oracle biscuits because THE BRITISH POUND JUST GOT 1972 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MR. OLYMPIA-TYPES OF STRONG. All due to the generosity and love of one man:
|Look at that truth in his eyes.|
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Just know that if you have any upcoming trips to Britain, they just got a whole lot sexier.